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Cat Quotes, Jokes & Humor

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. --  Jeff Valdez

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. --  English proverb

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -- Ellen Perry Berkeley

One cat just leads to another. -- Ernest Hemingway

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -- Mary Bly

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. -- Joseph Wood Krutch

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. -- Faith Resnick

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -- Hippolyte Taine

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. -- Anonymous

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. -- Missy Dizick

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. -- Joseph Wood Krutch

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. -- Anonymous

My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes. -- Anonymous

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. -- John S. Nichols

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat. -- Ogden Nash

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. -- Cleveland Amory

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. -- Jimmy Carr

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. -- Jules Verne

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. -- Mike Royko

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. -- Bob Monkhouse

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" -- Bette Midler

People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored. -- Henry Morgan

“Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.” -- Paul Gray

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life”-- Anonymous

“The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.” -- Mark Twain

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” -- Stephen Wright

“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.” -- Mark Twain

“Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats”

"You can't help that. We're all mad here." -- The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." -- Abraham Lincoln

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." -- Mark Twain

"With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?" -- Fernand Mery Her Majesty the Cat

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine

"Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep." -- John Dobbin

"Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!" -- Michelle Gardner

"Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner." -- Gary Smith

"God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things." -- Pablo Picasso